| If you have a question about any of life's great mysteries then ask here, I can show you the way. Mr. Panda has spoken! (things anime related are also always encouraged!) RIP Longest Curated Game Thread: 2008-2021 |
Mr_PandaJun 7, 2021 7:20 AM
| ~ Mr. Panda // Twitter: @ManlyBats ~ The Anime Historian ~ Fleet Admiral, Manly Battleships® Ask Mr. Panda Thread Follow Mr. Panda's VCR of DOOM! review series here. Now on YouTube! |
| What came first, Vagina or Boobs? |
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Eberhardt said: What came first, Vagina or Boobs? Vagina. Boobs don't have orgasms, silly. Mr. Panda has spoken! |
Mr_PandaDec 19, 2008 11:19 PM
| ~ Mr. Panda // Twitter: @ManlyBats ~ The Anime Historian ~ Fleet Admiral, Manly Battleships® Ask Mr. Panda Thread Follow Mr. Panda's VCR of DOOM! review series here. Now on YouTube! |
| are u related to Sexual Harrasment panda?[aka Dont Sue People Panda] |
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| Where are my socks? And why is it your fault that I can't find them? |
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| how do I explain to a person who has been blind since birth what color the sky is? |
| How does Panda Meat taste like? |
| What isn't red? What isn't blue? |
| Why so Panda? |
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| are pandas trying to take over w/ their cuteness? |
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| Who made the Earth? |
| *spies last unicorn on ur list [childhood fav]* what would a unicorn/marshamallow/panda hybrid look like? |
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| How many millimetres long is the Channel Tunnel? |
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 Is this really you Mr. Panda? |
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| And if it is you, how do you keep all the women off with such sexy eyes? |
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are u related to Sexual Harrasment panda?[aka Dont Sue People Panda] Mr. Panda has always had the official seal of approval on this thread.  However, Kuma-chan has been disowned by the family ever since he was kicked-out of the Bear Cavalry. Where are my socks? And why is it your fault that I can't find them? Blame this guy.  Go look under the bed and make him barf them up. how do I explain to a person who has been blind since birth what color the sky is? It's the opposite of orange. How does Panda Meat taste like? Like the feel of Mr. Panda's paw in your face. Why so Panda? Are you trying to be funny, young grasshopper? Why does it have to Snow? Snow is the blessing of winter. Don't argue with God. are pandas trying to take over w/ their cuteness? Pandas are trying to take over the world in general. Mr. Panda is a prime example. Cuteness is just one medium of conquest. Who's your daddy? Wrong! Next question. Who made the Earth? God, Allah, Pedobear, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Take your pick. No, Mr. Panda does not ensorde the Church of the Invisible Purple Unicorn. What is this world coming to? Mr. Panda hears lots of people like to play music while having sex these days. Based on popularity charts, this would many in the world are coming to Beyonce or Britney Spears. Then again, since its the holiday, perhaps Crosby or Sinatra are also lending themselves to pleasure. what would a unicorn/marshamallow/panda hybrid look like? This, with a horn added to it.  How many millimetres long is the Channel Tunnel? 50500000 How many centimeters does scuds answer come to? That depends on scuds screen resolution, monitor size, and zoom-level of his browser. Is this really you Mr. Panda? Mr. Panda has never seen fit to wear the army greens. And if it is you, how do you keep all the women off with such sexy eyes? It's not, but Mr. Panda doesn't. Mr. Panda's harem is large and varied. Mr. Panda has spoken! |
| ~ Mr. Panda // Twitter: @ManlyBats ~ The Anime Historian ~ Fleet Admiral, Manly Battleships® Ask Mr. Panda Thread Follow Mr. Panda's VCR of DOOM! review series here. Now on YouTube! |
| Where do babies come from? |
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Where do babies come from? Yo mama. Where does Mr. Panda's wisdom come from. Mr. Panda is, in fact, God. Mr. Panda has spoken! |
| ~ Mr. Panda // Twitter: @ManlyBats ~ The Anime Historian ~ Fleet Admiral, Manly Battleships® Ask Mr. Panda Thread Follow Mr. Panda's VCR of DOOM! review series here. Now on YouTube! |
| dont u love the epicness of pirate tare panda ...and is he ur secret lover? |
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| How much awesomeness does Kung-Fu Panda have? |
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DrkNoTeS said: dont u love the epicness of pirate tare panda ...and is he ur secret lover? Yes. And no. He is one of Mr. Panda's mightiest minions. How much awesomeness does Kung-Fu Panda have? A perfect example of how pandas will one day control the world. Mr. Panda has spoken! |
| ~ Mr. Panda // Twitter: @ManlyBats ~ The Anime Historian ~ Fleet Admiral, Manly Battleships® Ask Mr. Panda Thread Follow Mr. Panda's VCR of DOOM! review series here. Now on YouTube! |
| How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? the world may never know... |
| Mr Panda! Mr Panda! why does it feel good when i touch my firehose?!?! |
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? the world may never know... Let's find out... 1...2... *several hours later* it's... 7000... 8000... no, wait... IT'S OVER NINE THOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! Mr Panda! Mr Panda! why does it feel good when i touch my firehose?!?! The power of the liquid coursing through the tubes is enough to make any man feel good. Mr. Panda has spoken! |
| ~ Mr. Panda // Twitter: @ManlyBats ~ The Anime Historian ~ Fleet Admiral, Manly Battleships® Ask Mr. Panda Thread Follow Mr. Panda's VCR of DOOM! review series here. Now on YouTube! |
| Mister Panda. What are the 3 possible answers for X^2 = 2^x? :3 (if you get it, i will be shocked :)) and yes there are 3. |
| why do people ask math questions when no one wants to think about math? |
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Mister Panda. What are the 3 possible answers for X^2 = 2^x? This is a very old tricky math question, and btw Mr. Panda does not do homework for people. :p But what the heck, the answers are 2, 4, and (rounded to two places for simplicity) -0.77. why do people ask math questions when no one wants to think about math? To get out of doing math homework. :p Mr. Panda thinks that most math problems hardly qualify as a mystery of life. Except, perhaps, this one.  Mr. Panda has spoken! |
| ~ Mr. Panda // Twitter: @ManlyBats ~ The Anime Historian ~ Fleet Admiral, Manly Battleships® Ask Mr. Panda Thread Follow Mr. Panda's VCR of DOOM! review series here. Now on YouTube! |
| Can i eat panda's? |
Dizzmaux said: Can i eat panda's? You could... the question is, will you dare try? Mr. Panda has spoken! |
| ~ Mr. Panda // Twitter: @ManlyBats ~ The Anime Historian ~ Fleet Admiral, Manly Battleships® Ask Mr. Panda Thread Follow Mr. Panda's VCR of DOOM! review series here. Now on YouTube! |
| tequila shots? a good idea? |
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| Are you a panda? |
| It wasn't HW :P. |
| Does Mr. Panda watch anime? |
| What is love? |
| (づ°‿°.)づ |
| ^lolxD What are the best new years plans? |
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tequila shots? a good idea? Be sure to coat the tip with salt. Are you a panda? You jest... It wasn't HW :P. 'Twas a means of saying math is not a mystery of the universe. Does Mr. Panda watch anime? ...this is MAL, what do you think? What is love? See the post below you. A student of Mr. Panda has made-good on answering. What are the best new years plans? If you're a non-smoker, resolve not to smoke. Mr. Panda has spoken! |
Mr_PandaDec 30, 2008 6:57 PM
| ~ Mr. Panda // Twitter: @ManlyBats ~ The Anime Historian ~ Fleet Admiral, Manly Battleships® Ask Mr. Panda Thread Follow Mr. Panda's VCR of DOOM! review series here. Now on YouTube! |
| Hey ur MaL-er bday/anniversy is this month! happy? enraged? |
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| Why did I have a car accident and lost my left leg even if i didn't rape anybody? |
| Why do I fail so much? |
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| how do i deal w/ lame boyfiend? Lesbianism? |
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| what should I do tomorrow? |
| This is madness. |
| Please explain your thoughts on outer space and aliens. Do they really exist and so on? |
| are u still hung over from new years? |
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